Thursday, April 30, 2009

I'm not going to say I hate swine but I just might be eating bacon out of spite

I've been stuck for the last few days at home
none of my friends free from school
and piles of paperwork involving scholarships and job applications to give me warm fuzzies when I get lonley. Today I was finally going to get out of the house. Zoo with Becca, then some dress shopping with my mom and 98 yr old great grandmother. And then my dad called.
Last I heard swine flu was still in New York
until dad called me and told me it'd hit the only catholic church in Collierville
the church, the school and all its members are quarentined in their homes for the four day gestation period
God has some irony in him doesn't he?
not even sure how this thing is spread
all I know is it cost me a day at the zoo, a date with my boyfriend I haven't seen in a week, and
the Hannah Montana movie with my little cousin Hannah (I'm real choked up about that one, if you can't tell)
This settles it though. I'm never being a vegetarian.

1 comment:

El Curioso said...

turns out my mother was in a rush when she called me
I don't have to quarentine myself so long as I avoid kissing old women and shaking babies.